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VIAGRA SONG (sung to the tune of "Diana")

This song was written specially for the department of urology celebration 1 July 2000
by PHC Lim and PR Huang
Performed by "Peter Pan and the Viagrettes"
Copyright Reserved

I'm not young but no so old
My wife's hot and I'm so cold
Sex is just a memory
There's been none since '83
Now there's a pill for me!
Ten bucks a pop works for me
Oh...please...stand for me... Via-gra

Via-gra has just worked for me
But now I can barely see
All night seeing blue
'fraid I'd just lose my mind
Is there a hope for me?
Please tell me - doc urology....
O... please... stand for me... Via-gra

Apo-morphine...Arginine...
Nitric Oxide... Macho Pride
Will do the trick on your flaccid prick
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Thought Viagra can get me up
Thought Viagra can give me the best
I now depend on Gingkosan
It sure helped rush my blood
Yohimbine... Exsativa...
Androstenedione, testosterone
O... Please... stand for me... Via-gra

Tribestan ... Uprima...
Witches concoctions, Geylang alleys
Tongkat Ali, Real hard Bengalis
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Now we're gonna fix it all
No smoking ... Caffeine or Alcohol
Exercising every-day
Throw all that junk stuff away
Use chelation therapy
So natural healthy we all be
Oh...please...Stray from me... Viagra


Needs 2008 update... who will write it?

Some more On call music

No Sleep Tonight


I will Survive


Just the Way You are


Broken

Fix You.....

For people tired beyond fatigue on call..

Grey's Anatomy - How to Save a Life

GREY'S ANATOMY Music Video BREATHE Anna Nalick (COMPLETE)

How Does it Feel? A song by Avril Lavigne sung on Grey's Anatomy

Vegetarian Song

I once was vegetarian.....

Staying Alive

This can be tweaked to incorporate use of testosterone/ growth hormone

Vasectomy Song

To be a Better Man

Possible spoof for december NEW AGE MAN conference

You raise me up

Possible spoof for urology

I've got you under my skin

Who can spoof this regarding medical implants?

Mammaries

Who can improve on the spoof lyrics for Memories?

Old Colorectal Song

Can any one improve on this for general surgeons/ urologists/ other specialities?

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Lyrics to "Diagnosis Wenckebach"

This is an approximation of the lyrics

Diagnosis Wenckebach (lyrics)

Diagnosis Wenckebach (What?)
It’s AV nodal block and that’s a fact (Yah!)
Take PR interval and lengthen that (Yup)
Brady-arrhythmia and heart attack (Oh no)

Take it to the node

Mobitz I (or Obiwan?)
My PR interval it elongates
The QRS gets missed, oh what a shame
I think the AV block in me is to blame

Take some more recordings…..

Chorus:
Check lead II (AV type I nodal)
What you gonna do? (AV type I nodal)
Doc’s don’t hurt me please (AV type I nodal)
I’m blocked in all 3’s (AV type I nodal)
Show me what you treat me with (?sic) (AV type I nodal)
Just shock me into sinus (AV type I nodal)
I don’t really want to die (AV type I nodal)
????Just keep me alive

Get this node going……… (repeat) You ready?

Diagnosis Wenckebach (hello)
Ever since we started on this Cardiac (Lub)
I’ve turned into a hypochondriac (Dub)
I’m all filled up with those sclerotic plaques (Oh no)

Take it to the node

Mobitz I
You see those extra p waves on the front
I need some atropine or else I’m done
You say ‘but I don’t know’ but you’re just dumb

Take some more recordings

(Chorus) you ready??

Guess I got Wenckebach (that’s correct)
The mother rhythm don’t know how to act, (Uh-huh)
Got those grouped beats you know and that’s a fact (yup)
Slowing conduction down the AV tract (that’s right)

Take some more recordings

Lyrics to the Anaesthetists Hymn

Everybody wonders what anaesthetists do while the patient is asleep
Everybody wonders what we do for three hours while that machine goes beep
Everybody reckons we drink coffee and we gossip and we’re generally subversive
Everybody reckons we do crosswords and sudoku and we chat up all the nurses

But do you really think that’s all we do
Well let me tell you now it isn’t true

‘Cos we sometimes check the screen
And every now and then we write stuff
And if we have to intervene, we inject a bit of white stuff
And we offer to alter the lights or the height of the bed
Or fiddle with the radio, change the CD,
We even check the patient occasionally

And if they move, we turn up the vapour
And then we go back to reading a paper

‘Cos when the patient’s asleep
we just sit and listen to the beep
we just sit and listen to the…

Once upon a time I took pride in my job
But now I think it’s time to depart

‘cos I just sit here every day and listen to blips of the heart