VIAGRA SONG (sung to the tune of "Diana")

This song was written specially for the department of urology celebration 1 July 2000
by PHC Lim and PR Huang
Performed by "Peter Pan and the Viagrettes"
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I'm not young but no so old
My wife's hot and I'm so cold
Sex is just a memory
There's been none since '83
Now there's a pill for me!
Ten bucks a pop works for me
Oh...please...stand for me... Via-gra

Via-gra has just worked for me
But now I can barely see
All night seeing blue
'fraid I'd just lose my mind
Is there a hope for me?
Please tell me - doc urology....
O... please... stand for me... Via-gra

Apo-morphine...Arginine...
Nitric Oxide... Macho Pride
Will do the trick on your flaccid prick
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Thought Viagra can get me up
Thought Viagra can give me the best
I now depend on Gingkosan
It sure helped rush my blood
Yohimbine... Exsativa...
Androstenedione, testosterone
O... Please... stand for me... Via-gra

Tribestan ... Uprima...
Witches concoctions, Geylang alleys
Tongkat Ali, Real hard Bengalis
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Now we're gonna fix it all
No smoking ... Caffeine or Alcohol
Exercising every-day
Throw all that junk stuff away
Use chelation therapy
So natural healthy we all be
Oh...please...Stray from me... Viagra


Needs 2008 update... who will write it?